A group of students are coming in at the beginning of the school day.

Student #1: (as though acting in a Scorsese film) WHY? OH, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TORTURE US WITH AIMS TESTING?!!!!

Student #2: Dude! They get paid to torture us!

Teacher: We don't actually get paid to torture you. It's just one of the perks of the job. (Smile)