I have a rule--no food in class. This morning I was running late so I didn't get to eat my breakfast at home like I normally do. I was trying to sneak bites of granola bar at the back of the room when I got busted by the kids.

Sassy Girl #1: OOOOOOHHHH!!! You have FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Mrs. B: I know, but I didn't get to eat breakfast this morning.

Sassy Girl #2: (To me) I'll handle this, you just eat your junk food. (To Sassy Girl #1) She's the teacher. She can do whatever she wants!