Tiny Girl: (holding two small rhinestones in her palm) Mrs. B, these fell off my shirt.

Mrs. B: Well, just find a safe place to put them and maybe your mom can glue them back on when you get home.

Tiny Girl: Okay.

(hours later)

Mrs. B: Did you find a safe place for those rhinestones?

Tiny Girl: Yes, I put them in my belly button.