The class is silent as they take a spelling test. All of a sudden, there is a faint noise coming from a student's backpack.

Mrs. B: Okay. Who has the cell phone?

Joey: (frantically trying to get into his backpack) It's me! It's me!

Mrs. B: Joey, cell phones aren't allowed at school.

Joey: (hesitates) It's...It's not a cell phone.

Mrs. B: (disbelieving) Oh, really? What is it?

Joey: It's a cricket.

Hours Later...

Chloe: Mrs. B., Joey keeps trying to put a dead cricket down my back!