First, I'd like to formally apologize to everyone for the inordinate amount of fart humor on this blog. All I can say is...third grade.

On that note, I was teaching at the front of the room today when there was a very long, loud pants-explosion from a student in the first row. The room immediately went into fits of giggles (those who were far away from the perpetrator) and groans of disgust (those who were close.) It really was a terrible odor that quickly filled the room.

Joey: I'm SORRY! I ate eggs this morning and they didn't agree with me!

Wyatt: Were they ROTTEN eggs?!!