Dakota: Mrs. B! One time we went camping and we saw Superman in a tree and an alien space ship.
Mrs. B: What?
Dakota: (frustrated sigh) I said, one time we went camping and we saw Superman in a tree and an alien space ship.
(entire class is listening now)
Mrs. B: Let me get this straight. You saw Superman, the actual Superman, in a tree?
Dakota: No! He was a toy Superman!
Mrs. B: (with relief) Oh! Okay, so Superman and the alien space ship were toys!
Dakota: No. Just Superman was a toy. The alien space ship was real.
Mrs. B: (speechless) Uhhh...
Natalia: How much sugar did you put on your Cheerios this morning?
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