Joey: (entering the classroom in the morning) Mrs. B! Guess what! I can sing opera...listen... (ear-piercing, off-key, hand in the air like an Italian opera star) AHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHAHHHAAAAAAA!

Mrs. B: (entire class is frozen in disbelief) Wow. That was really...something.

Joey: I know. My voice can break glass!

(We were continuously treated to bits of "opera" throughout the day, mainly when Joey finished each assignment.)