Chloe brought her dad for show and tell. He is a fireman. While he was presenting to the class, she stood by me at the back of the room and whispered comments to me...

Chloe: Look, my dad is going bald. Who has ever heard of a bald fireman?

Dad has now launched into the need for every family to have a fire escape plan...

Chloe: Yeah, WE don't even have a fire escape plan. My plan is to get out of the house.