Mrs. B: I need for everyone to take out their chapter books and begin reading.

Eliza: I don't feel like reading. Can I larp?

Mrs. B: (pause, thinking) Harp?

Eliza: Larp.

Mrs. B: Wha...I...what?

Eliza: (heavy sigh as though I'm really slow) Larp. Live Action Roll Play. Larp.

Mrs. B: Umm...yeah. You're eight.

Eliza: (with a lot of sass) Exactly. I have the perfect imagination for it.

Mrs. B: Okay, smarty-pants. You can LARP. LARP that you are a student reading a chapter book.