Mrs.B: (trying to seize a "teachable moment") I don't know...what is the date today?
Clayton: Ooooh! Ohhh!! I know! I know the date! It's August 29th. Wanna know how I know? Because I said to my mom...I said, "Hey, Mom, I want corn dogs for dinner on August 29th." And we're havin' corn dogs TONIGHT! That's how I know it's August 29th!
(Complete silence in the room as everyone tries to absorb the logic in this.)
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