Mrs. B: (taking care of some fund-raining business) Did anyone have cookie dough money to turn in?

Lee: Yeah. Man, I sold that stuff like crazy! I have a system and a STAFF!

Mrs. B: A staff?

Lee: Yup. I have my mom AND my stepdad working as salespeople! They're on my payroll.

Mrs. B: Are you sure you're a third-grader?