Reed: I can't wear my real Halloween costume to school...it's too gruesome.

Mrs. B: Well, you can always make a costume for school.

Reed: Yeah, I can't knit.

Mrs. B: You don't have to knit. You can tie a towel around your shoulders and put a big "R" on your shirt and wear swimming goggles and tuck your pant legs into silly socks and wear funny shoes. You can be a superhero!

Reed: Suuuuuuure...a superhero that's gonna get beat up!