Since it is the end of the year, I'm having a lot of different speakers present to the class about their jobs. Today it was a newspaper reporter. Here are some of the children's questions...

Aspen: Have you ever written about hobos?

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Teeny: (dreamily) Have you ever interviewed Justin Bieber?

Reporter: No, I haven't interviewed him.

Clayton: Oh, man, if you said yes, I'd just go home and cry.

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Reed: When you have days off, do you just go home and sleep? 'Cuz that's what Mrs. B does.

Mrs. B: Thanks, Reed.

Reed: No problem.

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Jax: Who do you think would win in a fight...Big Foot or Yeti?

Reed: Duh, they're the same thing!

Reporter stares a moment then shakes her head and calls on the next student.

Reporter: Yes, you there...

Cassidy: I think I know who Big Foot is... (points to Clayton)

Clayton: (looks up) Huh? (sees everyone staring at him) What?!