First day!!! I was giving some instructions about decorating the frame of a self portrait...

Mrs. B: ... so you can put stars on it or polka dots or stripes or swirlies.

Garrett: You mean, like the kind of swirlies where your brother holds you upside down in the toilet and flushes it?

Mrs. B: Nooooo, but does your brother actually do that to you?

Garrett: Only when he catches me.