Dakota:  (running up to me with a look of importance about her)  Mrs. B!  I have TWO THINGS to tell you!

Mrs. B:  Go ahead.

Dakota:  Okay....um...well, I forgot the first thing.

Mrs. B:  Well, then, tell me the second thing.

Dakota:  Okay.  Ummmmmmmm...shoot!  I forgot the second thing, too!

Mrs. B:  That's okay.  It happens to me all the time.

Dakota:  Yeah, but you're kinda old.  I should be able to remember things at least 'till I'm twenty!