I was vaguely aware that a debate was occurring about the best desserts.  I wasn't really tuned into the conversation until...

Jason:  I can't eat that.  I'm toast intolerant.

Mrs. B:  You're...what?

Jason:  Toast intolerant.

Dakota:  (seeing a look of confusion on my face)  I think he means "lactose intolerant."

Mrs. B:  Oh, thank goodness.  For a moment I thought he actually couldn't eat toast.

Dakota:  Yeah, that would be weird.