Mrs. S:  Oh, I see we have a new student in the room.  What's your name?

New Student:  Eric.

Mrs. S:  Hi, Eric.  My name is Mrs. S and I'm the school counselor.  Did you have a counselor at your last school?

Eric:  No.

Mrs. S:  Would someone like to tell Eric what a school counselor does?  (looks for hands)  Yes, Zane!

Zane:  Well, she gets to butt into people's business...