Reed: So, Mrs. B, how long have you been married?

Mrs. B: Four years.

Reed: Wow! You must REALLY like him!

Mrs. B: You know, tomorrow is my wedding anniversary.

Reed: Please don't tell me you're going to wear your wedding dress to school!

About the tenth time someone asked me what time it was...

Teeny: Sheesh, people, will you give her a BREAK!?

In response to another exposure announcement...

Kiva: There's too many things going around. It's starting to annoy me.

So far this year, we had announcements go home for exposure to strep throat, lice, and chicken pox. Today, there was this...

Mrs. B: (looking at a new exposure announcement) You guys are little cootie-bugs! Now you've been exposed to scabies!

Reed: Okay, now they're just makin' up words!

Kaylee: (looking at my glass of tea on the desk) My grandma likes tea, too.

Mrs. B: She does?

Kaylee: Yeah, but not that kind.

Mrs. B: What kind of tea does she like?

Kaylee: The kind that comes in one of those tall bottles and opens with a cork.

Clayton: (settling into a class bean bag chair) Oh, man! These things are comsterbull!