After lunch one day...

Joey: You know, they really should make those fish stick look more like fish. Right now, they just look like long chicken nuggets.

The students were filling in a test form that required them to write their teacher's name on the front page...

Aimee: (with complete sincerity) Mrs. B, should I write your name or just "The Princess" where it says "teacher?"

A student walks in late after, well...let's just say it was messy...

Reed: (to the tardy student walking through the door) Just be grateful you missed the "VOMIT-FEST OF JAKE."

Out of nowhere, the teeny-tiniest little girl let out the biggest, grossest burp imaginable...

Clayton: Impressive!

Aimee: Mrs. B, why is it that girls never get what boys are talking about?

Reed: (dripping with sarcasm) Oh, like we understand ANYTHING you're saying!

Mrs. B: (to Lauren) I really like that flower in your hair. It's pretty!

Jake: I have one just like that. (Sees the entire class staring at him) What?!

Reed: (still groggy from winter break...) My body is here but I'm not guaranteeing anything about my brain.

Mrs. B: Good to know.