Mrs. B: (Walking outside to find the children going crazy...jumping around, hollering, etc.) Okay. We aren't moving until you guys get your act together.

Ian: Cute and cuddly, boys! Cute and cuddly. (The line immediately snaps into place.)

(Note: The "cute and cuddly" line is from The Penguins of Madagascar and has become something of a classroom motto.)

Jacob: (interrupting a lesson) Mrs. B! Mrs. B!

Mrs. B: Yes, Jacob?

Jacob: I have to 'member you something!

Mrs. B: Okay. What is it?

Jacob: Uhhh...(long pause) I forget.

Mrs. B: Okay, can anyone tell me what a thesaurus is?

Student: (tentatively) Um...a type of dinosaur?