A student was talking quite a bit during math...

Wyeth:  I'd really like Spiderman to web his mouth.

While learning about the American Civil War...

Movie Narrator:  In the beginning of the war, people packed picnic lunches and watched the fighting from the hillsides surrounding the battle fields.

Wyeth:  (loud whisper)  Okay, that's just weird.

Elmer:  That Santa has a weird looking mustache.

James:  (with complete seriousness)  You want to see a mustache?  (runs fingers above his upper lip line)  Here's a mustache!

"Jinxing" has become a big deal in our room this year...

Jason:  (with great melancholy)  I keep jinxing people all the time but I never actually get a coke.  I just want someone to buy me a coke sometime.

While watching a "show" about building character...

Actor to audience:  (trying to get the kids excited for the performance)  Are you happy to be here today?

One of my students:  I'm happy to be out of class!

Mrs. K was watching the students for me while I stepped out of the room...

Elmer:  Mrs. K, you can feel free to take points if you'd like.

A student had what we like to call an "a-ha" moment...

Dakota:  So, basically, multiplication and division are like plus and minus...only harder and fancier!

Dakota:  (running up to me with a look of importance about her)  Mrs. B!  I have TWO THINGS to tell you!

Mrs. B:  Go ahead.

Dakota:  Okay....um...well, I forgot the first thing.

Mrs. B:  Well, then, tell me the second thing.

Dakota:  Okay.  Ummmmmmmm...shoot!  I forgot the second thing, too!

Mrs. B:  That's okay.  It happens to me all the time.

Dakota:  Yeah, but you're kinda old.  I should be able to remember things at least 'till I'm twenty!

More moments from the ocean movie...

Wyeth:  (watching a fish "clean" another fish)  Ha!  He's like, "Clean my armpits!"

We were watching a movie about the oceans of the world.  Being a nature film, it had some "circle of life" moments in it.  Third-graders handle this better than one might think...

Brandon:  (watching as a small fish is about to be eaten)  WATCH OUT!  IT'S AN AMBUSH!

I have a student, Elmer, who has the worst case of ADHD I've ever encountered.  On his meds, he is barely manageable.  He came in without them one day...

Emmett:  (stage-whispering to me after a round of craziness occurred)  Elmer is a little too EXPRESSIVE for me!