Saturday, March 30, 2013
Friday, March 29, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Mrs. S: Oh, I see we have a new student in the room. What's your name?
New Student: Eric.
Mrs. S: Hi, Eric. My name is Mrs. S and I'm the school counselor. Did you have a counselor at your last school?
Eric: No.
Mrs. S: Would someone like to tell Eric what a school counselor does? (looks for hands) Yes, Zane!
Zane: Well, she gets to butt into people's business...
New Student: Eric.
Mrs. S: Hi, Eric. My name is Mrs. S and I'm the school counselor. Did you have a counselor at your last school?
Eric: No.
Mrs. S: Would someone like to tell Eric what a school counselor does? (looks for hands) Yes, Zane!
Zane: Well, she gets to butt into people's business...
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Monday, March 18, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
We have been using an economy system in the classroom for a couple of months. Today, we took the average starting teacher's salary, made a budget, and had an eye-opening discussion about money. It became clear to the students that money management can be difficult and "extras" may need to be cut.
Fast forward to evening when I ran into a student at the grocery store.
Emmett: Hey! Mrs. B!!!! MRS. BEEEE!!!
Mrs. B: Hi, Emmett! How are you?
Emmett: Fine. I saw you using coupons like we talked about!
Mrs. B: Yes. (holding out my receipt) And look at what I saved.
Emmett: Twenty-seven dollars! That's good. (lightbulb) Hey, now you can pay your cable bill!
Fast forward to evening when I ran into a student at the grocery store.
Emmett: Hey! Mrs. B!!!! MRS. BEEEE!!!
Mrs. B: Hi, Emmett! How are you?
Emmett: Fine. I saw you using coupons like we talked about!
Mrs. B: Yes. (holding out my receipt) And look at what I saved.
Emmett: Twenty-seven dollars! That's good. (lightbulb) Hey, now you can pay your cable bill!
Friday, March 8, 2013
Today's post is more somber than usual. One of my students has a little sister who is fighting cancer. Around the holidays, she started getting better but then had a big, unexpected set-back and is now back in the hospital. My student, Lillian, has had to move in with her grandmother while her family stays in the city where the hospital is located. Today, she submitted this for her writing assignment (write about a memory):
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Monday, March 4, 2013
I was vaguely aware that a debate was occurring about the best desserts. I wasn't really tuned into the conversation until...
Jason: I can't eat that. I'm toast intolerant.
Mrs. B: You're...what?
Jason: Toast intolerant.
Dakota: (seeing a look of confusion on my face) I think he means "lactose intolerant."
Mrs. B: Oh, thank goodness. For a moment I thought he actually couldn't eat toast.
Dakota: Yeah, that would be weird.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Some teachers let the children come into their classroom in the mornings before school starts. I don't. It isn't that I'm being mean. It's just that I need those precious few moments to prepare for the day. My students know this. Still, they like to test the waters every now and then...
A small group of students: (peeking through the window and banging on the door) Mrs. B! MRS. BEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mrs. B: (calmly, in a sing-song voice) Go away, little darlings...
Kendra: Can we come in?
Mrs. B: No.
Dakota: But we come in peace!
Mrs. B: You're gonna BE in pieces if you don't go out to the playground right now!
Dakota: Man, I really thought that line would work.
A small group of students: (peeking through the window and banging on the door) Mrs. B! MRS. BEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mrs. B: (calmly, in a sing-song voice) Go away, little darlings...
Kendra: Can we come in?
Mrs. B: No.
Dakota: But we come in peace!
Mrs. B: You're gonna BE in pieces if you don't go out to the playground right now!
Dakota: Man, I really thought that line would work.
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