During a discussion about the judge who will be visiting our room to present on the judicial branch of government...

Mrs. B: So save all these questions and you can ask the judge about them when he gets here. (Sees a hand in the air) Yes, Jacob?

Jacob: Can you get Judge Judy to visit? (Enthusiastic "Yeahs!" are shouted from everyone.)

Mrs. B: Well, no, because I don't know Judge Judy. (Disappointed "Awwws!")

Sabrina: Well is this guy on T.V., at least?

Mrs. B: No, but Judge Judy and all that...that's not really real. (Sees disbelieving looks on faces) I mean, she may have been a real judge at one time but all that stuff on T.V. isn't real.

Ian: (Feigning sadness) You mean (sniffle) that Sponge Bob isn't real?