As you know, the end of the school year is only a couple of weeks away. As a result, the children have become very cheeky this past week or so. Today, a child from another class (thank goodness) lit a stink bomb in the bathroom that is right next door to my room. Not just a "stink" bomb...a FART bomb...the kind that creates a gag reflex and makes you run for air. After all had settled down, our class resumed.

Mrs. B: Alright, you guys, what was up with the stink bomb in the bathroom?

Sassy girl: It was a present for "teacher appreciation week." You're welcome!