When I say this has been a rough start to the year, I mean ROUGH START. Today, my teeny-tiny student decided to pee in the bushes on the way to recess after lunch. Never mind that he passed about five bathrooms between the cafeteria and playground. Oh, yeah, he also peed on the class basketball.

Anyone want to donate a new basketball to my room?

p.s. The same student who peed on the basketball also tried to steal 15 Taco Bell pencils AND faked a "throw up" in the trash can to try to get sent to the nurse. It's gonna be a loooooooonnnnnnnggggggg year.