Mrs. B: (holding up a book) What kind of book is this?

Class: A biography!

Mrs. B: Right! And who is this biography about?

Class: Neil Armstrong!

Mrs. B: Good! And what kind of book would this be if Neil Armstrong wrote it himself?

Class: An autobiography!

Mrs. B: Fabulous! And what...

Joey: (interrupting) Except Neil Armstrong doesn't have time to write an autobiography. He's too busy being a judge on American Idol.

Mrs. B: Sure and, wait...what?!