During AIMS testing (a state-mandated, yearly benchmark test) a student wildly waves his hand for my attention. Students are not allowed to make noise or talk during this time. I walk over to find out what is wrong.

Joey: I hafta leave the room NOW!

Mrs. B: You can't. It's AIMS testing right now.

Joey: But I hafta toot!

Mrs. B: (in my head) They never teach you how to handle this in college...