Sometimes it takes a third-grader to make it all clear...

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Clayton: Mrs. B, I'll give you $100 if you let me go home.

Mrs. B: Okay.

Clayton: Okay, but I get to go home FIRST, then I'll pay you the $100.

Mrs. B: No way. You have to pay me first, then you can go home.

Clayton: But my money is at home.

Mrs. B: Well, then, I guess you're out of luck.

Clayton: How about if I give you a free pencil?

Lee: Dude, she's a teacher. She has, like, a million pencils!

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