My tiny, naughty student from last year popped in today. Keep in mind, this is a student who had a hard time keeping his hands out of other student's desks...

Joey: (holding open an empty zip-lock baggie) Mrs. B, would you like to donate money to people who have no money at all?

Mrs. B: Well, let me ask you something. When you say "people," do you really mean you?

Joey: Nah. My church is trying to buy some lady a goat.