I have a student who is really just a grown-up in a little person's body.  His sense of humor is very quick and witty...

Wyeth:  (testing to see if he could get out of work)  You told us we didn't have to do that page in math.

Mrs. B:  And when, exactly, did I say that?

Wyeth:  (without missing a beat)  New England, 1880.