Aspen: (whispering about another student) I think she's a witch!

Kaylee: Maybe you're a witch!

Aspen: NOOO! I'm a warwock.

Mrs. B: I think you mean warlock.

Aspen: I'm pretty sure it's warwock.

Monday morning...

Mrs. B: I see three heads down. I know it's Monday but I need everyone to sit up straight, please.

Joey: (to the class) You should never put your head down. It makes your brain fall asleep.

During a lesson on information resources like dictionaries, encyclopedias, atlases, etc.

Mrs. B: What do we use now that can replace all these books?

Class: The internet!

Mrs. B: Right! But when I was in third grade, we didn't have the internet. We didn't even have computers. We only had three channels on t.v. We didn't have cell phones or DVD players or microwave ovens! Can you imagine?

Joey: Did you have cars?

Mrs. B: No, we just rode to school on our dinosaurs.

"Cooties" are definitely a BIG DEAL in our class right now...

Clayton: Ewwwwww! You have cooties!

Aimee: (indignantly) I don't have cooties! I took a shower this morning!

Kaylee: I can speak a little French.

Mrs. B: Let's hear it.

Kaylee: Par-lay voooo fronsay? I know that 'cuz my grandma is kinda French.

Mrs. B: I need you to think about the solution to this situation in our story...

Jax: (interrupting, being cheeky) I'm not gonna think!

Summer: What else is new?

Mrs. B: Okay, how are we going to figure out how much change we will get back from a dollar in problem number three?

Aimee: Cheat?