Mrs. B: Reed, how many centimeters are there in a meter stick?

Reed: You tell me. You're the teacher. You have wisdom.

Leila: Reed! That's not nice!

Reed: Ummm...wisdom means smartness.

Leila: Oh. Well, then, never mind.

After a particularly trying math lesson...

Aimee: Don't you just love us? We make your life more interesting.

Many times when one student complains about not feeling well, a good number of other students soon join in with all of their aches and pains...

Mrs. B: Look, you can't ALL be suffering from some sort of illness or another, and the problem with complaining when it's not really a big deal is that no one believes you when you really are sick.

Reed: Oh, don't I know it. I'm a TOTAL hypochondriac! Now my mom never thinks I'm sick.

(Side note: Wow. Hypochondriac. Good word, Reed!)

Clayton: Mrs. B, are you feeling okay?

Mrs. B: Not really.

Clayton: You should just go home and hang out with your cat. You can take some time and become good friends.

Clayton: Mrs. B! My arm smells like my dog!

Aimee: She didn't really need to know that.

Mrs. B: (demonstrating a math concept using scissors and paper) Okay, now I'm just going to cut one for you to show...

Jake: (maniacal laughter) Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Mrs. B: What is so funny, Jake?!

Jake: You said, "CUT ONE!" Ahahahahahaha!

Questions and answers from weekly tests:

Q: How do you suppose Death Valley got its name?

A: Probably the president of the United States.

Q: According to the line graph, what was the temperature on January 7th?

A: Sunday.